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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 21st entry.

EDGY This is one of those words often used by people trying to defend something that they’re absolutely sure is brilliant, and that the rest of us have written off because…well, because it sucks. But, that can’t be right, can … Continue reading

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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 20th entry.

This one’s for you, psiqueue. ANNA NICOLE SMITH Listen, it’s tragic when a mother dies, particularly when she’s mother to an infant. Regardless of the circumstances, few things in life are more saddening than the idea of a child’s mother … Continue reading

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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 19th entry.

W00T What the hell is this word, anyway? It sounds like something a redneck might shriek the first time he’s pegged by an alien rectal probe. You know, before he starts to get into it, but not really…just in case … Continue reading

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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 18th entry.

Aw, hell. I’ve just got too many Corporate-Speak words left now. RESOURCE Every time I hear this one, I cringe. While this entire list has been pretty much one big joke, this is one word I truly despise hearing in … Continue reading

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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 17th entry.

We’re changing the way we do things around here. That’s right, it’s time for a new approach. It’s time to alter our… PARADIGM We have psiqueue to thank for this. I honestly have no frikkin’ idea how this word found … Continue reading

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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 16th entry.

Buckle up, kids! We’re pullin’ out all the stops! We’re gettin’ crazy! It’s Def-Con 1! Things are about to get… EXTREME That’s right, another once-interesting adjective beaten and bloodied into comatose submission by over-eager “visionaries” who felt the need to … Continue reading

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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 15th entry.

Celebrating words which are used to denote the exact opposite of their intended meanings, today’s candidate for banishment is:  X-FACTOR You hear this is a lot in sports, politics, entertainment, etc. What’s an "X-Factor?" Well, generally speaking, it’s an unknown, … Continue reading

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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 14th entry.

Today’s word comes to us courtesy of farmishtphoenix: INTERFACE Another entry from Corporate-Speak? So soon? Hey, consider yourself lucky. I’ve actually got enough to fill out the whole month. Anyway, “interface.” Yet another of those dumbass words used to add … Continue reading

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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 13th entry.

For the all the overly-pretentious gits out there who thrive on titles–earned or otherwise–this one’s going out to you.  WEBMASTER Now, don’t misunderstand me, the idea behind what this word should represent is one I can support. If you’re an … Continue reading

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“Words I Hate and Will Outlaw When I Rule the Universe” Month, Feb 12th entry.

Corporate-Speak, you sassy bitch, you never fail me. PRE-MEETING This is another of those asinine “nouns” that have taken root in the halls of Corporate America. Let’s just cut to the chase: You’re in a meeting, or you’re not. It’s … Continue reading

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