More Taco Bell sauce packet nonsense.

With my lunch today, came sauce packets with the following captions:

– Will you scratch my back?

– Not it!

– Thanks for rescuing me. Hot was getting on my nerves.

– This space for rent. Inquire within.

I now return you to your lives, already in progress.


The Taco Bell sauce packets. They speak to me.

So I opted for a rare visit to Taco Bell on the way back from running errands during lunch. They’ve been doing this thing for a while where they’ve labeled the sauce packets with different captions. My meal came with a few of the “mild flavor” variety. Today’s offerings:

“Thanks for rescuing me. Hot was getting on my nerves.”

“Ah. We meet again.”

“Help! I can’t tell where I am. It’s dark and I can hear laughing.”

Got any favorites? Maybe we should come up with some of our own….