With my lunch today, came sauce packets with the following captions:
– Will you scratch my back?
– Not it!
– Thanks for rescuing me. Hot was getting on my nerves.
– This space for rent. Inquire within.
I now return you to your lives, already in progress.
So I opted for a rare visit to Taco Bell on the way back from running errands during lunch. They’ve been doing this thing for a while where they’ve labeled the sauce packets with different captions. My meal came with a few of the “mild flavor” variety. Today’s offerings:
“Thanks for rescuing me. Hot was getting on my nerves.”
“Ah. We meet again.”
“Help! I can’t tell where I am. It’s dark and I can hear laughing.”
Got any favorites? Maybe we should come up with some of our own….