I have things to read, review, and comment on today, but I’m really only killing time waiting for my kids to get home as it’s an “early release” day from school and there are shenanigans on the docket for the afternoon. Still, this allows for a bit of our own peculiar kind of mischief, and it’s something I’ve not done in a while.
So, here’s the deal: Ask me anything, if you’re so inclined, and I’ll do my best to provide a brief yet thoughtful answer. If I’m unable to accomplish this seemingly straightforward feat, I’ll instead craft a wiseass comment, tailored and customized especially for you! It’s sort of like an “AMA” over on Reddit, but without the lingering need for me to bathe in a vat of Mountain Falls after we’re finished.
Asker’s choice, so far as the topic goes. We can talk about writing, pop culture bullshit, deep thoughtful musings on the duality of man and the blurred line between good and evil, how science has finally proven to all those whiny shits that using two spaces after a period isn’t the global calamity they think it is, why KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park deserves to be reimagined with Steel Panther, or how we so desperately need a Deadpool or Star Trek musical, whatever.
I reserve the right not to answer anything I deem too personal or inappropriate for this particular venue, but this is a rule I’ve only rarely had to invoke. Still, it never hurts to make such things clear up front.
Okey-dokey, then. Who’s got a question?