Though the adorably tenacious Trek Collective website first broke news about this, I was unable to say anything until an official announcement was made. Thankfully, the good folks at StarTrek.com saw fit to do just that, and so today we have an authorized sneak peek at one of the “unidentified tie-in projects” I’ve had going these past months. What are we talking about?
That’s right, kids! Star Trek: Kirk Fu – An Introduction to the Final Frontier’s Most Feared Martial Art is part How-to* and part loving tribute to the mighty Captain James Tiberius Kirk and the fighting moves that made him a Starfleet legend and hero to so many a fan.
Within the pages of Star Trek: Kirk Fu and in addition to “standard” punches and karate chops, you’ll also learn all about such classic moves as the Double Clutch, Rolling Thunder, and the Jimmy Wall Banger. I’d start limbering up now, if I were you.
Would you like to know more? Keep reading.
As captain of the legendary U.S.S. Enterprise, James T. Kirk engaged in his share of fisticuffs, besting opponents with a slick combination of moves and guile that remains unmatched. Is there anyone you’d rather have watching your back as you take on Klingons, alien gladiators, genetically engineered supermen, and even the occasional giant walking reptile?
Kirk Fu is a series of unarmed combat techniques developed by one of Starfleet’s most celebrated starship captains over several years of encounters with alien species on any number of strange new worlds. A blend of various fighting styles, Kirk Fu incorporates elements of several Earth-based martial arts forms as well as cruder methods employed in bars and back alleys on planets throughout the galaxy. It is as unorthodox in practice as it is unbelievable to behold. In unabashed celebration of James Kirk’s singular fighting skills, Star Trek: Kirk Fu – An Introduction to the Final Frontier’s Most Feared Martial Art is an easy-to-use training guide* for the new student, including excerpts from Kirk’s own notes and personal logs. With proper training and practice, every Starfleet cadet can become one with Kirk Fu.
I cannot begin to tell you how much fun I’ve had with this. I’ve had the basic idea for years, and after a couple of aborted attempts to entice a publisher, Fate saw fit to convince John Van Citters at CBS Consumer Products to recommend me to Insight Editions for the Vulcan travel guide. Only after I was finished with that project did I screw up enough courage to approach my editor, Chris Prince, with this idea. He loved it from the outset, but there were some hurdles and obstacles that needed navigating before this one could get a green light by all of the interested parties.
Finally, though, the planets aligned, but Chris (and later Paul Ruditis, who ended up being my editor for this project), Insight, and CBS eventually gave me the thumbs-up and allowed me to roam free, totally off the chain as I pulled together this little tome of craziness.
Accompanying my pithy descriptions and other text will be the stylings of artist Christian Cornia, who has worked for Insight Editions on various projects in addition to creating all kinds of awesome stuff for other book and comic publishers, featuring such beloved characters as Scooby Doo, the Flintstones, superheroes and more.
The book will feature color illustrations as well as black-and-white drawings that show how each “move” is executed. Want to see some concept art? This is what Christian is brewing up for us:
Star Trek: Kirk Fu is currently slated for publication on March 5th, 2019 from Insight Editions, and wouldn’t you know Amazon.com already has a pre-order link? Go figure.
All righty, then. Let’s get ready to learn some Kirk Fu!
* = Not really. Seriously. You try this shit on somebody and you’re just going to get your ass kicked. A bunch.