“Hey,” I can hear someone saying, “that guy Ward keeps yammering on about this Mars Attacks story he supposedly wrote last fall. When the heck is that stupid thing ever gonna get released? Is it vaporware, or what?”
How’s about some pre-order links to help with that?
BOOM! There you go.
(Cover art by Steve Epting)
Mars Attacks: The Armageddon Directive is officially comin’ at ya on Tuesday, March 22nd. That’s just two short weeks from this very day, yo. And since it’s an e-Book, if you pre-order it now, it’ll drop to your device du jour right around midnight on the 22nd, while most of you are sleeping and others–perhaps like me–will still be up and watching John Wick or some such damned thing on late-night cable.
Oh, and did I tell you the art is getting its own trading card in an upcoming Mars Attacks set? I’m sure I’ve mentioned that fifteen or sixteen times, by now.
So, be sure to tune in and see if Agent Nate Tanner can save the world from Martian ass-whooping!