A little goofiness while I work.

I need a bit of distraction as I take a crowbar to my head and force the words out, since they don’t seem to feel like playing, this morning.

Anyway, pretend for a moment that you’re living in the Star Trek universe.

I understand that there are those of you reading this right now who are thinking, “What’s he talking about? Aren’t we there, already?” Work with me, all right?

A family member or friend goes on vacation–again, somewhere in the Star Trek universe–and naturally they bring you back a souvenir. The problem is that it’s a sucky gift. You know, one of those cheap knickknacks that someone bought at an airport (spaceport?) gift shop because they remembered you at the last possible minute before their flight, and they only remembered you because you’re the one who’s meeting them at the air/spaceport. A bottle of decent local vodka would be asking too much, so instead they bring you something like this:


Okay, your turn: Hit me with your best bad ideas.


About Dayton Ward

New York Times bestselling word pusher. Husband. Dad. Trekkie. Rush fan (the band). Tampa Bay Bucs fan. Observer/derider of human behavior. Immortal for a limited time.
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5 Responses to A little goofiness while I work.

  1. Fury says:

    Sunglasses for Ferenginar.


  2. liquidcross says:

    I Fought the Gorn, and All I Got Was This Ripped T-Shirt.


  3. Doug Daniel says:

    A plastic bat’​leth from Qo’noS. Ages three and up.


  4. The Do-Not-Disturb sign from a hotel room on Risa… with a crease through it as though caught in a quickly-slammed door.


  5. archersangel says:

    a mood ring from betazed that works OK for a couple of months, then gets stuck on some indeterminate color.


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