Have some Fun with Kirk and Spock! Also? CONTEST!

Last fall, we heard the first rumblings about a new book coming for 2014, Fun with Kirk and Spock. To be published by Cider Mill Press, this new tome was to be a light-hearted parody of Star Trek as well as the classic Fun with Dick and Jane books which have been around since the 1930s. Upon hearing the news that this was coming down from Mount Booklympus, I promptly offered my gut prediction: “Candidate for Best Trek book ever? I think so.”

Well, the book’s here, boys and girls, and now we’ve got some serious deliberatin’ to do.

fun-kirk-spock-cover

Now, in the interests of full disclosure, I was contacted by one of Cider Mill’s sales and marketing coordinators, who had come across my earlier blog posting and asked if I was interested in reviewing the book. As I was predisposed to like the thing, I naturally said, “Sure!”

With that bit of business out of the way, I don’t mind saying that this book is exactly as advertised. Using the Fun with Dick and Jane template as a point of departure, Fun with Kirk and Spock is basically an introduction to the original Star Trek, in which we get to see the intrepid captain and his brave crew go. See them go boldly, I say! Robb Pearlman’s text definitely evokes the old Dick and Jane vibe as it describes the Enterprise, the crew, and many of their adversaries and adventures. Several of the show’s classic tropes are affectionately skewered, such as Spock’s incessant logic, the typical fate of anyone wearing a red shirt, and Jim Kirk’s singular fighting prowess. Even the good captain’s penchant for wooing the ladies gets a bit of ribbing along the way.

truth-machine

An obvious highlight of the book is the illustrations provided by artist Gary Shipman. Stylized without going all the way to caricature, Shipman’s renderings of Kirk and the gang are reminiscent of one of the Star Trek storybooks published by Random House waaaaaay back in the 1970s, The Truth Machine. There’s also a hint of the fun stuff magazines like Mad, Cracked, and/or Crazy used to do with their Star Trek parodies back in the day, and I offer these comparisons in the nicest possible way. The artwork, like Pearlman’s writing, is whimsical, charming, and at times even hysterical.

Long story short, Fun with Kirk and Spock is a cute, entertaining book for kids and their parents who still harbor a bit of kid within themselves. As I said back in November when it first crossed my radar screen, my biggest beef with the thing is that I wasn’t the one writing it. I mean, come on:

redshirt

(Actually, that looks like Mister Leslie, so he might be okay.)

StarTrek.com recently had an interview with Robb Pearlman, and how he came to write the book. You can check out that, along with some more sample pages by clicking on this linky-type thing right here:

StarTrek.com: FIRST LOOK – Fun with Kirk and Spock

Those interested in pre-ordering the book can do so via the website Cider Mill has established, with links to Amazon and Barnes & Noble, as well as a tool to help you find a local independent bookseller in your area. Personally, I think that last one is a very nice touch, and I highly encourage you to support your local indie book pusher.

Fun with Kirk and Spock: Buy me!

My verdict? Go and get this one. In fact, buy one for yourself, and one for that Trek fan who could use a little pick-me-up from the final frontier. We need more stuff like this, if for no other reason than to remind our Trekkie selves not to take everything so damned seriously all the time. If, in the midst of that, we’re able to introduce the next generation (see what I did there?) of fans to all the awesomeness that is–and can be–Star Trek, then that’s good, too.

“But, Dayton!” I can hear someone shouting from the rafters. “The book’s not due out until the end of the month! What if I want to get a copy right now?”

Well, as it happens, Cider Mill was nice enough to provide me with an extra copy of the book, to give away to one lucky reader as I see fit. However, it’d be kinda sorta boring if I just picked a random person for no discernible reason, right? Therefore, I announce a CONTEST!

Don’t worry, it’s easy.

Here’s the deal: I’ve selected an image from the book–one that hasn’t yet been seen on any of the other sites reporting on it…so far as I know, anyway. I’ve removed the text that accompanies the illustration.

YOUR MISSION: Provide a caption.

What are you working with? Behold:

kirk-spock-caption-this

RULES:

1. The caption has to be provided here, in the comments section of the blog. Not on Facebook, or Twitter, or wherever else you happen to hear about this. Nope. Right here, down below in the comments. Anything posted anywhere else will be ignored.

2. The contest begins today (July 4th, starting when this post goes live), and will extend through Wednesday, July 9th. You can enter as many times as you like, but each entry should be its own comment. Multiple entries in the same comment will all be discarded.

3. Keep it PG-13.

4. Winner will be selected by me, so make me laugh, yo.

Your move, folks. Hit me.

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About Dayton Ward

Freelance word pusher. Husband. Dad. Trekkie. Rush fan (the band). Tampa Bay Bucs fan. Observer/derider of human behavior. I know where my towel is.
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32 Responses to Have some Fun with Kirk and Spock! Also? CONTEST!

  1. a little over dressed for the pool, eh, mr. spock?

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  2. See Spock. Spock has lost a bet. That bet was with Miss Uhura. See Spock paying up. Up, Spock, up!

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  3. Matt Sullivan says:

    Logic dictates a desert dweller should take all precautions in and near the water.

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  4. Dan Leaphard says:

    “In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a floatation device.”

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  5. Jeff Rhind says:

    Mr. Spock is accompanying Uhura and Nurse Chapel to the pool. But where is Captain Kirk? He is busily squeezing into his speedo.

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  6. Rob says:

    I assure you Lieutenant, the duck was not was my first choice, but it was the only inflatable in the captain’s closet that wasn’t shaped like an Orion

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  7. gogator1 says:

    “Look, Mr. Spock… It’s possible, I could consider something with you in another-timeline, but this obsession you have with ‘Duck Dynasty,’ has me worried-about what other blow-up toys you might have in your quarters…”

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  8. Bonz says:

    Uhura: No, no, Spock; you were supposed to bring COLD Duck to the hot tub!

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  9. Bonz says:

    Uhura: I need a new boyfriend.

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  10. Iris Stone says:

    Spock: The weatherforecast said it was going to be fowl weather.

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  11. Johnny Blues says:

    Ladies, it is highly illogical to adorn protective eyewear within the confines of the Enterprise… Especially given the fact that your ogling of your male counterparts has been anything less than inconspicuous.

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  12. Lynda Floley says:

    See Christine. She will rub suntan lotion on her body so she doesn’t burn. See Nyota. She will rub a towel on her body when she gets wet. See Spock. Logically he will rub … what? The duck?

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  13. Noel says:

    Uhura:”Looking good Dude!”
    Spock: “Are you speaking to me”
    Uhura:” “No I’m talking to the $%#+Duck”

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  14. Lynda Floley says:

    Captain Kirk goes skinny-dipping. See Nurse Chapel smiling. See Lt. Uhura smirking. See Mr. Spock. He is trying very hard not to quack up.

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  15. Scott Parker says:

    We requested you to bring a bucket or pail so we could play in the sand. I think something malfunctioned with the communicatior and you heard: Bring a duck and look pale!

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  16. “You make bathtime so much fun, Mr. Spock, sugah.”

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  17. Rob Caswell says:

    Christine and Uhura invite Spock to their “private landing party”, but only if he agrees to “use precautions”. Spock complies.

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  18. doubleofive says:

    Spock is like salmon.

    He must return to the stream where he was born, to spawn or die trying.

    Unfortunately Spock cannot swim.

    Poor Spock.

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  19. I just need my duck to stroke since the tribble had to go…..see ya poolside ladies

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  20. Rubber Ducky
    Rubber Ducky, you’re the one,
    You make bathtime lots of fun,
    Rubber Ducky, I’m awfully fond of you;

    (woh woh, bee doh!)

    Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
    When I squeeze you, you make noise!
    Rubber Ducky, you’re my very best friend, it’s true!

    (doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

    Every day when I
    Make my to the tubby
    I find a little fella who’s
    Cute and yellow and chubby

    (rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

    Rubber Ducky, you’re so fine
    And I’m lucky that you’re mine
    Rubber ducky, I’m awfully fond of you.

    (repeat chorus)

    Rubber Ducky, you’re so fine
    And I’m lucky that you’re mine
    Rubber ducky, I’m awfully fond of –
    Rubber ducky, I’d like a whole pond of –
    Rubber ducky I’m of –
    Rubber ducky I’m awfully fond of you!

    (doo doo, be doo.)

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  21. Doug Graham says:

    See Mr. Spock.

    Mr. Spock is very concerned.

    There is a large body of water nearby.

    See Nurse Chapel.

    See Lieutenant Uhura.

    They are going swimming in the body of water.

    ===NEXT PAGE===

    See Nurse Chapel and Lt. Uhura tease Mr. Spock.

    They are being very naughty.

    Naughty, Nurse Chapel!

    Naughty, Lt. Uhura!

    Oh no! The water is too deep!

    “HELP!” says Nurse Chapel.

    “SAVE US!” says Lt. Uhura.

    Mr. Spock opens his communicator.

    “Enterprise…three to beam up,” he says calmly.

    Why does Mr. Spock seem so calm?

    Vulcans never show emotion.

    The transporter officer pushes the buttons furiously.

    Push the buttons, transporter officer! Push the buttons!

    Move the sliders, transporter officer! Move the sliders!

    The transporter buzzes! Did he save the landing party?

    ===NEXT PAGE===

    What is that?

    What is that on the transporter platform?

    Is it the landing party?

    No.

    It is not Mr. Spock.

    It is not Nurse Chapel.

    It is not Lt. Uhura.

    It is their clothes!

    OH MYYYY!

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  22. Drake Miller says:

    I fail to see the logic in your disparaging looks. Vulcan scientist, after years of study, determined this to be the most efficient vessel to carry plomeek soup in.

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  23. Thomas J Richardson says:

    On their last time travel mission to investigate past Earth events, Spock seeking information unfortunately happened to mind meld with a theoretical physicist at Caltech named Sheldon Cooper.

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  24. John Czarnek says:

    Vulcans do not like fun in the sun.

    They do not like it with a float,
    They do not like it on a boat.
    They do not like it with a fox,
    Not even one with golden locks.

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  25. John Czarnek says:

    Spock does not like fun in the sun.

    He does not like it with a float,
    He does not like it on a boat.
    He does not like it with a fox,
    Not even one with golden locks.

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  26. John Czarnek says:

    Spock does not like fun in the sun.

    He does not like it with a float,
    He would not like it on a boat.
    He does not like it with a fox,
    Not even one with golden locks.
    Uhura says she’s not surprised
    That Spock would rather theorize.

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  27. Uhura: see Christine, I told he wouldn’t crack open his Starfleet regulation swimming trunks!

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  28. jo short says:

    Reservoir Ducks didn’t have the same (rubber) ring to it

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  29. Vince says:

    The duck seems logical.

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  30. Vince says:

    The duck seemed logical.

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  31. Mr. Spock does not like to swim. He is from a desert world. He is logically safe with a floatation device while around the pool. At least it is not the same floatation device as the one with which Commander Data is equipped. But now, is that Captain Kirk? Preparing to do a cannonball?

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  32. Mr. Spock, have you seen Dayton? Nurse Chapel says it’s time for his sponge bath, and my hailing frequencies are open.

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