Your moment of TrekZen*.

Because sometimes it’s important to revisit the fundamentals.

(Click to Biggie Size)

If, after reviewing this training aid, you feel that you’re better equipped to venture into the cold, cruel world and take by the balls life itself — as well as any random Klingons, Gorn, or genetically-engineered supermen you may encounter along the way — then more power to you.

On the other hand, if you opt to take life by the balls and life, in turn, buries its boot in your ass, please remember that these are the sorts of fighting moves that…well…tend to result in real people getting boots buried in their asses. Go forth with courage, faithful reader, but temper that bravery with wisdom.

Or, you can just make your own cannon out of bamboo and whatever raw minerals you find lying around.

Word, yo.

(* = with acknowledgments–and apologies–to The Daily Show)

(NOTE: I didn’t create the Kirk Fu graphic. It was something I found on the ‘net. But…damn I wish I had. 🙂 )

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About Dayton Ward

Freelance word pusher. Husband. Dad. Trekkie. Rush fan (the band). Tampa Bay Bucs fan. Observer/derider of human behavior. I know where my towel is.
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4 Responses to Your moment of TrekZen*.

  1. liquidcross says:

    What about the hang-from-the-doorframe kick?

    Like

  2. archersangel says:

    i kind of wish someone would do a vid of kirk’s fight scenes with the song king fu fighting.

    Like

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