Texts from Last Night, Mar 31-Apr 6.

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March 31st
(314): He’s still not moving. At what point does ‘hungover’ become ‘hospital-time?’

April 1st:
(770): just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.

April 2nd:
(803): The girl in front of me is still drunk too and is watching the Masters on her laptop. I think I have found my soul mate.

April 3rd:
(270): So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

April 4th:
(212): I just applied for an unsubsidized load naked. I love the internet.

April 5th:
(513): there’s a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is “tying up loose ends.”

April 6th:
(614): halfway through eating me out he goes ‘oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday.’

About Dayton Ward

Freelance word pusher. Husband. Dad. Trekkie. Rush fan (the band). Tampa Bay Bucs fan. Observer/derider of human behavior. I know where my towel is.
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2 Responses to Texts from Last Night, Mar 31-Apr 6.

  1. archersangel says:

    interesting how the april 1 one seems to tie-in to the march 31 one.


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