Offered without comment, I provide a link to columnist Terry Savage at the Chicago Sun-Times:
Despite my best efforts to verify that this has to be a joke, everything points to it being legit.
By the way: All you freeloaders reading this shit? That’ll be a dollar, per blog entry, and don’t think for a fucking second that I won’t come after back pay. TANSFTAAFFBEB*, yo.
(*There’s Absolutely No Such Fucking Thing As A Fucking Free Blog Entry, Bitches)