Passed on by a friend. I’m sure I’ve seen something like it before, but it’s still funny:
Our lager, which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever,