Category Archives: stupid news

R-NY seeks SWF. WTF?

Posted on February 9, 2011 by

You know, there are some people who, quite simply, are too stupid to be allowed outside their home without a leash. Unfortunately, it appears that…sometimes…we elect such people to public office. Adding yet more weight to the prevailing theory that … Continue reading →

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Dear Stupid Parents: DO YOUR JOB.

Posted on December 15, 2010 by

As a parent, reading about something like this offends me: NPR: Consumer Group Sues McDonald’s Over Happy Meal Toys It sickens me how some people can so easily abdicate their responsibilities as parents, guardians, and teachers of the human beings … Continue reading →

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Welcome to the Big House, Lindsay!

Posted on July 20, 2010 by

That’s right, today’s the day that Lindsay Lohan heads to jail to serve her 90-day sentence. In predictable fashion, the cable news networks are eating themselves in a bid to get juicy pictures and news footage of the troubled young … Continue reading →

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Making good on the last blog entry.

Posted on July 12, 2010 by

In my last post, I said readers could look forward to various things being entered here in the coming days. Among the list I provided was this item: “At least one link to a news article which greatly amuses me, … Continue reading →

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And the Dumbass of the Day Award goes to….

Posted on May 18, 2010 by

….this moron. AL.com: Jefferson County geometry teacher uses wrong example to teach angles — assassination of President Barack Obama Really? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE??? You know, I can at least understand normal, everyday idiots on the … Continue reading →

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State of the Union: A pre-game note.

Posted on January 27, 2010 by

Dear Dumbasses (You know who you are. If not, get someone to give you their notes), I realize that during the past eight years, you’ve grown accustomed to a president who – when he’s not torturing the English language like … Continue reading →

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Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

Posted on July 15, 2009 by

With all the dangers faced by our troops in forward areas, the Pentagon has of course spent a great deal of time on one of the more important issues affecting our men and women in uniform. Thank God for the … Continue reading →

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The morning news, as presented to me.

Posted on June 4, 2009 by

The Bruno/Eminem thing from the MTV Music Awards was set-up. No kidding, really? The microphone battery pack Eminmem was wearing was so totally not a give-away. Look, guys, if you want to teabag each other, exchange phone numbers, or hook … Continue reading →

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Yep. That should do the trick.

Posted on March 23, 2009 by

NyMag.com: Treasury Plan Rebrands “Toxic Assets” in Hopes of Selling Them to Private Investors. No, no, no. They’re not called “toxic assets” anymore. Now, they’re “legacy assets.” See? Look at that. The sun’s coming out. The birds are singing. The … Continue reading →

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Things I Don’t Need to Know, Part 1.

Posted on February 26, 2009 by

Possibly the first in an irregularly recurring series…. Today’s entry: Rosie O’Donnell is going through menopause. Why is this news? The fact that this was a highlight of local news coverage is enough to make me want to drive my … Continue reading →

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