Cheer up, Buttercup. This one was my fault. I didn’t get the question until Saturday morning, and by then my schedule for the day was pretty jammed. We’ll be back on track next week.
In fact, I’ll be overdosing on the G and T Show next Sunday, as I’ll be there LIVE. I have no idea what we’ll talk about, but I’m sure bacon, vodka, porn and squirrels will crop up during the conversation.
Meanwhile, here’s a clue to my backup career plan, in case the writing thing doesn’t work out:

Tuesdays are BattleShots League, and Oil Wrestling is on Fridays.
Feel free to suggest options for the menu in the comments.

dayton’s bacon burger; 1/2 pound burger, 1/2 pound bacon on a toasted roll (kaiser maybe?) with your choice of condiments (ketchup, yellow mustard BBQ sauce, hot sauce, etc.) lettuce, tomato, and/or mushrooms are extra.
I am IN.