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The following may contain offensive language. Proceed at your own peril.
October 20th:
(443): I just found out that my father was a Human condom for Halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
October 21st:
(937): There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
October 22nd:
(757): hey… i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found…
October 23rd:
(708): This girls just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
October 24th:
(409): First day at work… I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to asset my dominance.
October 25th:
(434): i can’t believe i had a foursome before a threesome
October 26th:
(810): Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I’m unsure if I still have legs.
OH MY GOD!!! That LAST ONE!!!! Nearly hit my head on the table laughing!!!
I think my favorite from this bunch is the one for October 24th