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October 13th:
(781): I was just told by a copy that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed.
October 14th:
(514): Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I’m in.
October 15th:
(845): mondays should just be called national damage control day
October 16th:
(860): I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen.
October 17th:
(410: I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
October 18th:
(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.
October 19th:
(352): i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the side of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
