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The following may contain offensive language. Proceed at your own peril.
October 6th:
(202): i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
October 7th:
(806): So my parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
October 8th:
(717): can’t come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my “generosity.” I’m intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
(703): I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space.
October 9th:
(937): just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
October 10th:
(301): Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
October 11th:
(803): Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
October 12th:
(302): I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
(1-302): You mean inside out.
(302): No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
