Buy the book, by Lauren Leto and Ben Bator.
Follow @tfln on Twitter, and be sure to visit the Texts From Last Night website. That’s where it all begins.
The following may contain offensive language. Proceed at your own peril.
September 29th:
(925): Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it’s 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
September 30th:
(720): Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
October 1st:
(603): all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
October 2nd:
(510): one might say we’re banned from that church.
(720): you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
October 3rd:
(423): so what if he’s got a new girlfriend. the guy i’m fucking has an english accent. i win.
October 4th:
(+26): And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends… Haha, I love when the girls my ex’s are dating are total drunken whores.
October 5th:
(775): So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can’t wait to do X again.
To Do List: Disable text feature on my BB.
Pro tip.