Drinkers, this will be your first stage of consumption in the 2012 Presidential Debate Series, consisting of an as-yet undetermined number of questions as can be asked and answered in a time limit of ninety minutes.
Drinkers, at this time, advance to the consumption point and assume a good tight sitting position.
With a six pack and one glass, load and lock.
Ready on the Right? Ready on the Left? All ready on the drinking line.
Drinkers, you may commence imbibing once your candidate appears.
* Disclaimer: Drink responsibly. Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. Or, vote Republican.