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September 15th/16th:
(847): Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
(561): You drink too much.
(1-561): No, I drink just the right amount – too often.
September 17th:
(270): Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
September 18th:
(847): I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night… and he didn’t stop me.
(1-847): How was it?
(847): Fantastic, but that’s not the point.
September 19th:
(315): My dad just showed me the squirrel he regularly lets into the house and feeds cashews to. He recognized it from across the yard. It came right to him.
September 20th:
(586): just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall.
September 21st:
(512): you never know when you’ll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
(706): Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday’s clothes and reeking of booze.
Ya mean that’s NOT what Casual Friday means?!?!
Well, the Walk of Shame has to end somewhere. Might as well be the office.
the one for sept. 19th is kind of odd.
I just mentally change him to an old lady, and the squirrel to 20 cats.