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The following may contain offensive language. Proceed at your own peril.
August 18th/19th:
(740): I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD.
(860): Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn’t feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog.
August 20th:
(901): He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
August 21st:
(478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis.
(410): Sounds like a really classy character…
(478): He is classy. It was argyle.
August 22nd:
(407): I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
August 23rd:
(479): it was like his penis was on wheels.
August 24th:
(937): after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
(478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis.
(410): Sounds like a really classy character…
(478): He is classy. It was argyle.
that kind of made me laugh.
If it’d been a sock to look like Tom Baker’s Doctor Who scarf, I might’ve been more impressed