Control your giddiness, for crying out loud.
Due to a communications faux pas involving…well…all of us, there wasn’t a new “Ask Dayton” question for me to tackle for this week’s Sunday G&T Show with Nick, Terry, and Mike. So, what happens on Sundays where I don’t have the latest installment of what has become one of the key components for giving my blog the appearance of being well-maintained and frequently updated?
Why, pictures, of course.
This beauty is one I’ve had in my pocket for a while, courtesy of John Frazier, my bro over at ThinkGeek. Fraize managed to unearth the secret about my forthcoming new career, once I officially become the last person to realize that my writing career isn’t ever really going to pan out like Snooki’s. Here’s a sneak peek, just for you loyal readers:

Feel free to suggest items for the menu down in the comments.
Look for “Ask Dayton” to return next week. You know…with a side of crab cakes, and shit.

Side orders include sarcasm and swearing.
Those are included with every order.
And, even if you don’t order anything.