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The following may contain offensive language. Proceed at your own peril.
July 14th:
(774): It was good sex. She was screaming so much, I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
(212): I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
July 15th:
(614): There is a man walking 2 goats through the city
(614): Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
July 16th:
(239): I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed. I would check all of them.
July 17th:
(765): No, i’m drunk with my cat. but hes sober.
(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
July 18th:
(818): he yelled ‘rock me amadeus!’ when he came.
(323): i love that song!
(818): NOT THE POINT
July 19th:
(617): Should I get an ampersand tattooed between my boobs?
July 20th:
(530): I got my parents high. They’ve been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I’m not the favorite.
(678): well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list.
the two on july 14 are sort of related.
I’m sure their placement on the calendar page wasn’t accidental