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The following may contain offensive language. Proceed at your own peril.
May 19th/20th:
(978): You literally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
(919): i made sure i dropped the whole “im a yoga teacher” bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
May 21st:
(305): Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
May 22nd:
(508): only a Canadian would say, “this is tremendously tremendous” on national television. fuck Canada.
May 23rd:
(215): May have finally hit rock bottom…bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night.
(816): you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
May 24th:
(732): So I’m pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked “You’re not wearing a bra?”
May 25th:
(843): Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word.
(803): dude its may.
(843): Work with me here, man.
