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The following may contain offensive language. Proceed at your own peril.
March 31st
(314): He’s still not moving. At what point does ‘hungover’ become ‘hospital-time?’
April 1st:
(770): just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
April 2nd:
(803): The girl in front of me is still drunk too and is watching the Masters on her laptop. I think I have found my soul mate.
April 3rd:
(270): So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
April 4th:
(212): I just applied for an unsubsidized load naked. I love the internet.
April 5th:
(513): there’s a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is “tying up loose ends.”
April 6th:
(614): halfway through eating me out he goes ‘oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday.’

interesting how the april 1 one seems to tie-in to the march 31 one.
I know. Serendipity, right? Had to be due to the weekend.