Buy the book, written by Maxime Valette, Guillaume Passaglia, and Didier Guedj and illustrated by Marie ‘Missbean’ Levesque. And be sure to visit the F My Life website. That’s where all the action is.
Today, I woke up to the realization that the 2-hour nap I wanted to take before I went out with my friends last night was actually a 12-hour nap. I missed everything. FML
(Dayton’s Note: The next time you’re out buying a clue, be sure to pick up an alarm clock.)
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved on to the “candid” shots and thought it would be cute to have pictures of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
(Dayton’s Note: Hope you didn’t sign a pre-nup.)
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. At the check out line I was eating a bag of chips as my mom bought her stuff. I inhaled while eating and I started to choke. The cashier asked me if I was okay. My mom just waved her hand and said, “Sometimes she does that for attention, ignore her.” FML
(Dayton’s Note: What kind of chips were they?)
Today, I was excited because I was going to get my college decisions back. I put all of the letters in order of my preference. Didn’t get into my first choice. Denied from my second choice. Rejected from my third choice. Wait listed on my back-up. Accepted for a job at Target. FML
(Dayton’s Note: Congrats!)
Today, my parents asked if they could borrow my car. Why? They were going to see someone about a Craigslist ad and wanted to look poor. FML
(Dayton’s Note: This is the funniest one of these I’ve read in months.)
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm going off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
(Dayton’s Note: Okay, this one’s pretty funny, too.)
Only two more of these to go before we hit the new year!