That’s right, today’s the day that Lindsay Lohan heads to jail to serve her 90-day sentence. In predictable fashion, the cable news networks are eating themselves in a bid to get juicy pictures and news footage of the troubled young actor as she’s remanded into custody and prepared for transport to jail.
I’m reminded of the media circus which surrounded Paris Hilton when
that drama queen that crybaby she showed up to begin what ultimately was a shortened stay in jail. To be fair, things seem a bit more restrained this time around, but that doesn’t stop me from shamelessly digging up an older blog entry on the Paris Circle Jerk, dusting it off, and presenting it here for your re-reading enjoyment:
BTW, I fed Lindsay’s name into the Prison Bitch Name Generator (NSFW), and it came back “Tush Taster.”
Insert joke here.
And not for nothing, but mine came back “George’s Bush,” which means I’m simply going to have to flee the country if ever I run afoul of the law.