- The Bruno/Eminem thing from the MTV Music Awards was set-up. No kidding, really? The microphone battery pack Eminmem was wearing was so totally not a give-away. Look, guys, if you want to teabag each other, exchange phone numbers, or hook up via Craigslist. No big deal, okay?
- Octo-Mom has a few words for Kate Gosselin, and on this, at least, I can agree: “Shut the fuck up.” Yes, it’s a true bitch raising all those kids, what with the money from the TV show and the endorsement money and fourteen nannies lurking just off camera. I feel your pain, sistah.
- Oh, and President Obama is supposedly giving a speech….uh…somewhere.
And I can already hear the Fox News talking heads going apeshit over #3.