Big Brother is watching you, Bruce.

Mexico begins tagging sharks to prevent attacks.

The article doesn’t actually say how this is supposed to prevent attacks, particularly in beach settings with swimmers, surfers, etc.

What, the shark’s going to stay away because it’s worried it might be recognized?

“Dude, you best stay outa there! You know they’ve got your number. They’ll be at your house waiting on you!”

“Shut up, dick! I know what I’m doing. I’ve got a disguise on this time. They’ll think I’m Edgar. He’s an asshole, anyway.”

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About Dayton Ward

Freelance word slinger, husband, daddy, Trekkie, Tampa Bay Bucs fan, Rush fan (the band), observer and derider of human behavior. I know where my towel is.
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