Granted, Marines are often known as being a bit on the extreme side of things from time to time, whether the story being told is completely factual or enhanced with varying levels of exaggeration. Still, this is new:
And while we’re here, I’ve always found it sort of amusing that news stories always seem to go out of their way to point out if the subject of the story is an ex-Marine. You never seem to hear about the ex-sailor kicking a carjacker’s ass, or even an ex-pastry chef telling the home owner’s association that he’ll fly his USA flag wherever the hell he damned well pleases, or whatever. Why should ex-jarheads be the only ones to get this kind of shout out?